Mostly a collection of social reblogs, OC art, and cuttlefish. Background from Cryptovolans
pray for my soul, friends
Dog Lover: I love puppies! They're so adorable.
Cynophobe: Ewww, puppies. They terrify me. I have to kill them when they get anywhere near me.
Dog Lover: Oh. Well, dogs really aren't that dangerous, it's just one or two cases that were blown out of proportion by the media -
Cynophobe: One time a huge pitbull got into my garden and I had to chop off its head with my rake.
Dog Lover: o.O
Cynophobe: It was really scary for me because I didn't get it on the first strike so - [goes into detailed description of slow and painful death of dog which I will spare you because I'm not a sadist]