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laziismorez:

Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with them but you feel like you’re bothering them everytime you try to interact with them but they’re just so cool and you’re just like

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inscarletsilence:

"The moon landing?" Sam asks, frowning. "How long you been in the future, you haven’t seen the moon landing yet?"

"Well, I saw it," Steve says, between bites, "and it was amazing! But then a guy at the park told me that it was actually faked, so I wrote it down so I could go look into it."

"Okay, first of all, don’t take historical information from guys you meet in the park, what’s wrong with you?"

"I met you in a park," Steve replies mildly.

You have neutralized the pH of the ooze.

Haha I love it when outofcontextdnd posts my quotes!

iwantcupcakes:

Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros.  Mark loves it, plans to call RDJ about it.

From Vulture:

Does that mean he’s never heard of “Science Bros,” an Internet subculture celebrating the friendship of Bruce Banner and Tony Stark, the characters Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. played in The Avengers?

“No, what is that?” he asked.

And then the giggles began.

  • “Yes! It’s me and Robert! Look at this! There’s thousands of them!” Ruffalo tried to contain himself. “It’s called the Science Bros. This is awesome. I’ve never heard of it. Why hasn’t anyone told me about that?”
  • “So, are they all quasi-homoerotic?” he asked. “Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!” 
  • Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I endorse it 100 percent. You know what it is? It’s open-source creativity.”
  • Ruffalo couldn’t wait to drop his newfound knowledge bomb on Downey Jr. “I’m going to call him and tell him, and he’s going to laugh his ass off,” Ruffalo said. “He’ll love that.”
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ceruleanpineapple asked
idk what your fandoms are other than marval so peter parker because I love spiders and therefor like spiderman
  • Why I like them

SPIDERS. Spiders are a good theme for a hero. Also he’s cute and fallible.

  • Why I don’t

The Spiderman movies so far have not been as good as the Disney Marvel movies. Also, he is not spidery enough. He needs more legs. And eyes.

  • Favorite cutscene

um is this a bad time to admit i’ve never actually read a Spiderman comic book? I read Secret Wars, he was in that.

  • Favorite line

UM

  • Favorite outfit

I’m partial to this one, even if that’s not Peter Parker.

  • OTP

Peter/Venom!

  • Brotp

Hmm … Peter/Harry Osborne?

  • Headcanon

Um … let’s see … Peter is always careful to rescue spiders out of the shower.

  • Unpopular opinion

I really didn’t think the Amazing Spider-Man movie was that good.

  • A wish

I wish there was a version of Spider-Man with more spidery traits. 

  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

Hmmmm I can’t think of any.

  • 5 words to best describe them

SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER

  • My nickname for them

Spidey <3

agatharights asked
Johann Schmidt
  • Why I like them

He’s awful and gross and has a creepy crush on his archenemy. That last one probably has a lot to do with it.

  • Why I don’t

He’s a gross Nazi, which is reason enough to hate him. He’s also a pretty simple villain, and I don’t think his motivations are that realistic. 

  • Favorite cutscene

I’ve never played a video game with him in it, but my favorite scene is probably the one in Captain America issue two-ninety-something where he takes Cap back into his smoky replica club and tells him his backstory.

  • Favorite line

"It was, no doubt, the love all victimizers have for their victims. For the man of hate must have an object to focus that hate upon. Without it, he is lost to madness." Firstly because it’s pretty damn slashy (you can’t tell me this doesn’t sound like it applies to Captain America), and secondly because it displays, in a few short sentences, a number of the things that are horribly wrong with Skull’s worldview. The fact that he’s automatically sympathizing with the abuser, the fact that this is what he thinks love is, the general gross prejudice (I snipped the worst out, you did not need to see that) … something is very wrong there.

  • Favorite outfit

I liked his outfit in the Captain America movie best, I think - but left to my own devices I tend to depict him just wearing long, fancy black coats, not actually any uniform. His face is the recognizable part; he doesn’t really need a green jumpsuit with a huge swastika on it to tell you who he is

  • OTP

SKULL/CAP

im gross im gross I have way too many feels about Skull and his creepy obsession with his nemesis. 

  • Brotp

Does Skull&Sin count? She’s the only person he’s ever felt unable to kill. I mean he still treats her like shit because he is the worst, but Skull is the kind of villain where not quite brutally murdering his own infant daughter is kind of impressive. 

  • Headcanon

On some level, Skull genuinely doesn’t understand the difference between love and hate. He gets that there’s supposed to be a difference, and he thinks of himself as being entirely devoted to the latter, but his empathy and capability to understand people is so stunted that he doesn’t understand that people don’t generally beat the people they love, or that people don’t generally rely on the people they hate to give their lives meaning. He thinks Captain America is the living embodiment of Good, the ultimate light to his darkness … and he still just assumes that Cap probably hits his friends/girlfriends when Skull isn’t looking, because he thinks that’s how people work. 

  • Unpopular opinion

The fact that I like this dirtbag at all? The fact that I ship him with other characters?

  • A wish

I want Magneto to beat the shit out of him in Mags’ ongoing. Oh, I also want there to be more Cap/Skull slash because yes. 

  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

I’m always kind of perpetually terrified that they’re going to have him rape Sin. I dislike it enough whenever the writers portray him as a rapist, not because it’s at all OOC but because I feel like it’s kind of a cheap way to display a character as being evil. Come up with something better, you’re a comic book writer. 

The way he treats Sin is awful. It doesn’t need to be sexual to be awful, but I do noooot trust comic book writers not to go down that creepy, creepy route.

  • 5 words to best describe them

gross, racist, pathetic, creepy, and evil

  • My nickname for them

I just call him Skull most of the time. He has too many names to add more.

buggirl:

Lovely female Spider Wasp.  Ecuadorians call them “Devil’s little horses” in Spanish and I just love that name.  It is so suiting for them, how they fly, and hunt spiders…   I had a brief and unsuccessful attempt at studying them while in Ecuador.

buggirl:

Lovely female Spider Wasp.  Ecuadorians call them “Devil’s little horses” in Spanish and I just love that name.  It is so suiting for them, how they fly, and hunt spiders…   I had a brief and unsuccessful attempt at studying them while in Ecuador.

Give me a character and I will answer:

brokenbravery:

  • Why I like them
  • Why I don’t
  • Favorite cutscene
  • Favorite line
  • Favorite outfit
  • OTP
  • Brotp
  • Headcanon
  • Unpopular opinion
  • A wish
  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen
  • 5 words to best describe them
  • My nickname for them

(Source: nevermindtheirony)

comicbookparody:

Captain Krypton and The Justice Avengers

More fun Marvel and DC amalgams from EricGuzman

Captain Krypton
Darkskull
Marvelous Girl
Brainim Zoliac
The Creeping Wolverine
Deadstroke The Terminator With a Mouth
Ms. Wonder
Thunder God

Also check out Eric’s Amazing Spider-Bat amalgams here.

Cooool!